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Book Blitz: Once Upon a Time Bitches by Branden LaNette

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I am organizing a book blitz for Once Upon a Time Bitches by Branden LaNette. The book blitz runs from 21 till 27 October.

Review copies of this book are available in e-formats and paperback format (US Only). Both e-copies and paperback copies will be send out/ shipped around 7 October. Review copies are available for those who can review during the tour or within two months of the tour.

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Once Upon a Time BitchesOnce Upon a Time Bitches
By Branden LaNette
Genre: Non-Fiction/ Personal Development
Release Date: 9 October 2019

Blurb:
Hi, I’m Branden. That is me on the cover. Yes, I have a boy’s name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped. Once upon a time I realized we all have a story, we all have a struggle and happiness is relative.
I am not cynical or hardened, I am just stating the facts. Here’s the deal:

Prince Charming doesn’t exist.
Fairy Godmother is drunk.
Glass slippers don’t come 2 day prime shipping from Amazon.

There is no magic fairytale, but if YOU work at it enough you can come pretty close creating your version with a happy ending. The best part is, in life you can continue to make edits until that sh*t reads exactly how you want it to.
You may not agree with everything I say in this book but the most important takeaway is that YOU have to be your own f*cking hero. No more damsel locked in a tower, bullsh*t.

That ends now. Join me as I take you through my 7 Magical Maxims for creating a fairytale life. (I know what you are thinking: Branden, no one gets a fairytale life.) Can you stop being so damn cynical for two seconds and just go with this? Good. Here they are:

#1 Realize that no one is coming to save you. You have to save yourself.
#2: Accept total responsibility for every damn aspect of your life.
#3: Stop comparing yourself to others and just f*cking be you.
#4: Dream dreams that are so big they make people doubt you.
#5: Your life is the sum of your choices.Choose well.
#6: Eliminate everything evil and negative from your kingdom.
#7: Love yourself so hard you have an abundance to share with others.

Is it possible to design a fairytale life? Control your destiny? Be the hero in your story? I believe you can and that’s why I wrote this book. I am going to make you a little uncomfortable. Back out now if you aren’t ready.

Sh*t is about to get real bitches…

About the Author:

Brandon LaNetteBranden LaNette doesn’t look like a typical author but she has long ignored what she “should” do, say and look like. On her own at a very young age, Branden eventually found herself with the wrong guy, the wrong job, and a bleak future. The fairytale she was promised as a child never materialized.

Finally, Branden decided that she wanted something different for her life, and realized no one was going to do it for her. Prince charming wasn’t coming to save her—she’d have to save herself.

Step by step, decision by decision, through major trials and tribulations that would stop most people in their tracks, Branden learned how to turn heartbreak into happiness and self-judgement into inner joy.

Today, Branden LaNette is an entrepreneur, coach, speaker, wife, and stay-at-home Mom to six C-section babies (ages 1-16) and way too many f-ing pets. Somehow, however, she manages to juggle all of this effortlessly (a blatant lie) while pushing her way through the kinds of fear and self-doubts that whisper within all of us (totally true) to achieve her goals. Her most recent dream come true is this book, one that is destined to have a major impact on millions of women across the globe (or at least nine people in Michigan.)

Through it all, she has found her happiness, her joy, and more importantly, her voice.

You can find and contact Branden LaNette here:
Website
Facebook profile
Facebook page
Twitter
Instagram

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Tour Schedule

21 October
Jazzy Book Reviews – Review and Excerpt
coach_chelsiamccoy – Review

22 October
the bookworm lodge – Promo Only
@thebeeswheez – Promo Only

23 October
Crossroad Reviews – Review
Miranda Burski – Writer & Photographer – Excerpt

24 October
The Voluptuous Book Diva – Excerpt
Mom, You’re So Weird! – Promo Only

25 October
Comfy Chair Books – Review

26 October
Joyful Antidotes – Excerpt
Turning the Pages – Promo Only

27 October
Port Jericho – Excerpt
On my bookshelf – Excerpt
Dog-Eared Days of Summer – Review

Review after tour
On my bookshelf

Port Jericho
Joyful Antidotes
@thebeeswheez
Mom, You’re So Weird!
Turning the Pages

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